Are you Addicted to Google ? Check yourself against these. (GoogleMania)

These are the few Symptomes of Google Mania

Number 10 :

Your kids still believe the Googlebot is bringing the Christmas presents. (ONLY If you have Kids)

Number 9 :

When someone asks “How are you?” you mouse-click in mid-air at them and say “I’m feeling lucky.”

Number 8 :

You shout at the librarian when she takes more than a tenth of a second to find your book.

Number 7 :

You just lost a case in court to name your newborn son “Google.”

Number 6 :

Google is your second-best friend… and you’re thinking maybe it should be first.

Number 5 :

Your Google shirt is losing color.

Number 4 :

When people talk to you, you try to optimize their keywords.

Number 3:

Your last three Sunday family trips have been to the Googleplex.

Number 2 :

You are convinced “What’s your PageRank™?” is a good pick-up line.

And the number one sign you are addicted to Google:

1. You are completely clueless without a computer.

So Finally what you got ?